BRAAAAAIIINNNNZZZ
patrickkingart:

cracked:

"……………" — John Belushi
The 5 Best Jokes Ever Told (Without a Single Word)

#3. Animal House — The Appropriate Response to Folk Music
If you’ve never seen Animal House, well then I’m guessing your life consists of being brought to orgasm nonstop by supermodels because that’s one of the few things more enjoyable than Animal House. On the small chance, however, that there have been two free hours in your life where you weren’t having hot sex with beautiful people, then I’d humbly suggest that you failed to make good use of your time.

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All of these entries are perfect, especially #1

patrickkingart:

cracked:

"……………" — John Belushi

The 5 Best Jokes Ever Told (Without a Single Word)

#3. Animal House — The Appropriate Response to Folk Music

If you’ve never seen Animal House, well then I’m guessing your life consists of being brought to orgasm nonstop by supermodels because that’s one of the few things more enjoyable than Animal House. On the small chance, however, that there have been two free hours in your life where you weren’t having hot sex with beautiful people, then I’d humbly suggest that you failed to make good use of your time.

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All of these entries are perfect, especially #1

vogue:

A Case for Crooked Teeth: Why an Unconventional Smile Has Never Looked BetterPhotographed by Mario Testino, Vogue, May 2006 See the slideshow

vogue:

A Case for Crooked Teeth: Why an Unconventional Smile Has Never Looked Better

Photographed by Mario Testino, Vogue, May 2006 

See the slideshow

actualsolm:

lance-corporal-rivaillle:

me comin’ to steal yo girl

yoU CAN FUCKING HAVE HER HOLY SHIT

actualsolm:

lance-corporal-rivaillle:

me comin’ to steal yo girl

yoU CAN FUCKING HAVE HER HOLY SHIT

maxxattack:

huffley6:

slightlypretentious:

I’ll admit, this made me cry

I just feel my need to express my appreciation of Emma Watson as a quality human being and young female role model.

I really need to sort out my priorities

4gifs:

Back away from my human

4gifs:

Back away from my human

so-personal:

everything personal♡

so-personal:

everything personal♡

toxiccunts:

The sad moment when you realize how alone you actually are. No one ever messages you on Facebook first or texts you first or anything. So it gets to the point where you don’t want to put in the effort with people who don’t put in any effort for you, so you end up spending your life at home, never going anywhere.